profiles-in-perversity:

myslutbelongstome:

Thick girls should be everyone’s weakness ;)

I love to put my lips to their soft tummy’s (among other places)

profiles-in-perversity:

myslutbelongstome:

Thick girls should be everyone’s weakness ;)

I love to put my lips to their soft tummy’s (among other places)

(Source: 1800ringgold)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
funniestpicturesdaily:

Anyone else remember when Dexter hired a prostitute to replace his sister?

funniestpicturesdaily:

Anyone else remember when Dexter hired a prostitute to replace his sister?

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)